I Will Wait for the Max iPad

1/27/10

Tee hee! Get it?

Dumb names aside, I really think Apple missed the mark with their much touted iPad. I knew well before this thing came out that I wouldn't be the target market for it. But now that it is out, I am left wondering exactly who Apple thinks the target market is? As the iPad's feature list of "doesn't"s far out weigh its "does" at the time being.

There were two different directions I thought that Apple might take with this, one being the e-reader market. At first glance some might think they took this market completely over. But from my eyes the entire majesty of the e-reader market was the e-ink. the reason no one reads on their current laptops is because staring at a white screen for longer than twenty minutes makes your eyes bleed. The main advantage of e-ink is there is absolutely no eye strain, and by using LEDs I think Apple completely missed the point of e-readers all ready. But as I don't even own an e-reader, maybe I don't know what the e-reader market REALLY wants...

The second market I thought that Apple might go after would be the tablet PC, which makes perfect sense as a large chunk of Apple's current users are in the creative field, and the ability to draw and sketch directly onto their computers would be a huge boon. But Apple didn't even make an attempt in this direction, no hand writing recognition and no ability to use such programs as Photoshop.

So other options would be is this Apples response to the growing netbook market? Yet their iPad doesn't have multitasking, doesn't have flash, and has dongles galore that would have to be carried around. So I guess it COULD be used as a netbook, but in my eyes (and anyone who looks at is objectively) it would be a poor one.

The last option would simply be a media player. But Apple already has plenty of those on the market, so why introduce a less portable media player when their current ones are already such a runaway success? Or I guess Apple could have just released a product for their loyal fanatics to buy, and I'm sure they will. But I don't think that market base is large enough to result in the iPad's success. I'm interested to see how this thing does, as well as what people will use it for, considering how little it does.

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Hypnotize Quarrelsome Rhino

12/4/09

Over the 'black Friday' weekend (the worst day of the year) I made one purchase. Secret of Monkey Island: Special Edition off of Steam for $2.49, and no waiting in line or anything.

It's a direct remake of an old DOS game, but reminded me that it had one of the best fight scenes of all time, amongst any medium, between the protagonist Guybrush and the sheriff, and neither character are even on screen. If you don't know what I'm talking about you should get the game, only $10 on Steam.

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Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Property

11/20/09

Yesterday Google displayed it's new operating system, Chromium. Operating system might be a slightly grandious term, as it seems to basically make the computer a dumb terminal and use the "cloud" for all it's computing needs. For those that don't know "cloud" is what we call the internet now, as saying "we use the internet" in ads sounds dumb, but saying "we use the cloud" sounds cutting edge.

At any rate, Chromium is basically just the Chrome browser running by itself without any other OS beneath it. (I realize I'm oversimplifying, but this isn't really a tech review.) This means that to store and access files you are either using Google's servers or someone else's servers for non-Google aps. Now this brings me to my main point, the trend towards lack of ownership with software.

With this OS you are entirely dependent of Google for access to everything you create on your computer, as none of it is really on your computer. This is not a new concept, its a trend that is growing rapidly, with the popularity of "cloud" computing. The future of electronic distribution seems to be renting everything from the cloud, rather than actually purchasing products you simply get a license to use it on someone elses server. If anyone thinks Microsoft has too much power now with a majority of people forced to use Windows, imagine if all your data and programs were running off of Microsoft servers as well (which means they are charging you for the service). If you want to access your music, or your games you are going to have to pay the provider to get access to them on their servers.

I may be in the minority, but the concept of ownership is pretty important too me. To simply rent access to things I pay for in the "cloud" rubs me the wrong way, not only because it's a nother dumb buzz word, but because it gives too much power to those who control the content.

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New Operating System Month!

10/17/09

This month I get to do my favorite thing, updating my computer's OS. Not once but twice, once to Ubuntu 9.10(Karmic Koala) and again to Windows 7(Vista 1.5).

My love for operating systems came about when I bought my first computer before going to college, which came pre-loaded with the brand new Microsoft operating system; Windows Millenium Edition. The rest of my friends who bought computers at the same time either got Windows 98, or waited 4 more months and got Windows XP. The Millenium version was basically the last GUI upgrade for DOS, but at the same time couldn't boot to DOS and couldn't run any DOS software. Now I have nothing against DOS, I loved that it kept people who shouldn't be using computers away from using computers. As far as Windows Millenium was concerened aside from not being able to run software Millenium had huge stability issues. I can't tell you how much hardware in my PC I replaced attempting to fix fatal issues with my computer, unaware it was the sure awfullness of the operating system bringing my computer to it's knees.

Now anyone who has complained about Vista obviously never had to deal with Windows Millenium. Unlike Vista, which is actually a decent operating system with decent upgades, Millenium was nothing more than an OS shoehorned in before XP to make a quick buck, with no real upgrade from 98. Because of some poor marketing, Vista went over about as well as Millenium Edition did and forced Microsoft to release a new operating system with little upgrades.

It's okay though, because there is nothing I like more than updating to a new OS.

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Bowl Championship Series

9/27/09

The AP & USA Today rankings are out, and as usual, they are baffling. The AP poll has some semblance of sanity while the USA Today poll took a long ride on the crazy train. First off we have Oklahoma State above Houston, though Houston is undefeated and Oklahoma State has one loss, to Houston. Similarly they have Penn State above Iowa, Iowa is undefeated and Penn State has one loss, to Iowa. And lastly Cal above Oregon, both have one loss but Oregon beat Cal head to head. There is no reasoning behind the rankings the way they are now, except for which schools are 'supposed' to be better, or how the pollsters predict the teams will fare throughout the rest of the year. Unfortunately the polls aren't supposed to measure potential, they are supposed to reflect performance, which they clearly don't.

The fact that we have pre-season rankings sets the entire system up for this kind of behavior though. The first week the rankings are based off of nothing more than the teams potential. Come the second week a game has actually been played and a more objective ranking can take place, but since pollsters don't want to make a seismic shift in their rankings because that would cast doubt on the validity of the first weeks rankings, the second week rankings are based largely off the first weeks rankings which in turn were based off pretty much nothing. This makes it very hard for say, a lowly ranked Iowa to sneak past a highly ranked Oklahoma despite their actual performances later in the year.

It would make much more sense to release the polls later in the season when actual on the field performance can be accounted for, the official BCS polls do this but they are mainly based off of polls that have pre-season ranking anyways. I know this will never happen, because without rankings its hard to market those early season heavyweight fights between Ohio State & USC. Much easier to get TV rankings when you can say #3 vs #8.

Now to switch gears, I mentioned the BCS earlier. And if the pre-season polls are way of screwing teams earlier in the season, the BCS is the way to screw teams late in the season. A tournament is so plainly obvious that every single major sport uses it, except for division I-A college football. Just to illustrate how deep the problem is, the idea to pit the #1 ranked team in the country against the #2 team in the country didn't happen until 1998, over a hundred years after the sport began, and if it took that long for that novel idea to take hold we can tell that a tournament is no were in the near future.

Why has college football been stuck in such a strange system for so long? Money. Which masks itself in tradition. Bowl games, which were simple inventions to capitalize on the popularity of college football after the regular season have taken a deep and entrenching hold. Initially these games were played after the national championship was already decided. Then to add to their significance and marketability the final rankings were decided after the bowl games. Big football conferences and big football bowls signed lucrative contracts with each other, for a long time this prevented any significant meeting of teams post season. As an example, in 1997 undefeated Nebraska and undefeated Michigan played in separate bowls because their conference's had tie ins with different bowls. Both finished the season undefeated and both shared the national title, despite what a lucrative game a match up between the two schools could have been.

The very next year along came the BCS to swoop in to save the day introducing the novel idea of pitting the #1 vs the #2 team. How did they manage this while preserving precious college football bowl tradition? They tied in the biggest and most lucrative bowls with the biggest and most lucrative football conferences. In short they did nothing to preserve tradition, but they did plenty to make sure that the traditional monetary powerhouses preserved their lucrative post season contracts. The smaller bowls were marginalized even more and very little was added to the clarity of the national championship picture, nearly every year a team worthy of competing for the national title is left out in the cold; Utah, Boise St, Auburn. The BCS has even resulted in a split national championship(LSU & USC in 2004), the very thing the BCS was meant to prevent. The BCS did take a step in the right direction, but it is a 100 year long baby step.

The most confusing thing about the whole situation is that the current BCS format could easily be converted into a playoff system with little change. Simply select the 8-10 teams the exact way they are selected now and have them play in their respective bowl games as they do now. Then have them play another round of games after than, and then a final national championship game. This would preserve the 'tradition' of the major conference tie ins and still give a change for the deserving third ranked team to play for the national title. It is far from fair in simply playing the top eight teams in a tournament, but it would be a giant leap in the right direction. Those two additional games would also add huge revenues to the coffers of everyone involved.

There are three major arguments to this arrangement, firstly that it marginalized the other bowls. Which I can only say, give me a break. The other bowls are already marginalized as far as they can go, no one cares about the Music City or International Bowl. Adding a tournament won't increase their insignificance.

The other argument is that it lengthens the football season and adds additional stress on student athletes. This is undeniable, but the NCAA has already done this with meaningless conference championship games and an even more meaningless 12th game to the regular season, which schools use to play meaningless cream puff teams. These games could easily be eliminated to elevate the stress of those extra games.

The final argument against the tournament, is that college football already has the greatest tournament - it's regular season. That's great, but it's a tournament that decides nothing. That would be like ending the NFL's season after the conference title games right before the super bowl, why play the super bowl they already had a great season up to that point? It's argued that it would marginalize the regular season games. This isn't true in the slightest, as parity in college football is too great now, and one loss can drop you 8 rankings easily. So even if you were sitting high at #1, you aren't going to sit out a game to rest because even with one loss you could potentially lose out on a tournament spot.

I know tons of people agree with me, even influential people like the President of the United States. But none of us are doling out the multi-million dollar TV contracts, so our say doesn't really matter. Besides, it's tradition.

Thanks to flickr user wacko for the picture.

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Textbooks are a Great Value

9/26/09

This post may be the one alienating me from ever working in the textbook industry, as I have so many great things to say about it.

The textbook pictured to the left, Marketing Research, I purchased for $180. A book, for $180. It is hard cover and printed in color on fancy glossy pages. Because I guess students absorb information better if there are pretty color pictures on fancy expensive paper. They also had to pay designers to layout these pretty pages and had to pay for the use of photos in the textbook, or so you would think.

Now despite the fact that the textbook companies could print these in black and white on cheap paper and still convey the same information to save the students money, or charge the same price and make even larger profits, because the students have to buy the book regardless. Despite these easy routes to cut costs, apparently they still decide to do it by stealing the stock art in the books. This was the picture I found in the Marketing Research book. (click for larger image)

It is harder to tell from this lower resolution scan, but the picture in the book is extremely pixelated, which actually caught my attention before the obvious iStockphoto watermark did. Now, I realize it is kind of going out on a limb to say that the image is stolen, it is possible that whoever layed out and proofed the page just didn't realize that they were using the low rez watermarked image that they had actually payed for. Although that would be hard to believe because of how obvious it is, it isn't a complete stretch as there are many other typographical errors I have come across in the book.

Errors happen, it is excusable, but this is the 6th edition of the book. Should not they have caught these errors sometimes in the first five editions? Should not each edition be improving on the last, they would not just be releasing new editions to undercut the used book market would they? Or say they actually did steal it to save costs, this image would have cost them $12. They are willing to compromise morals to save themselves $12 but not willing to print black and white or on uncoated paper to save the students any money?

$180. I could have bought a hand held device that is capable of picking up invisible radio waves out of the air, can process billions of electronic instuctions in a second, understand my handwriting my voice and communicate with satelites in space for that price. Instead I spent it on some paper with 'pretty' possibly stolen pictures printed on them.

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Scribblenauts

9/15/09

Two days ago I had a small rant about a game that came out a year ago, now I can rant about a game that is still actually relevant to people, because it came out today.

I really have nothing to say about it here, I just wanted to document my personal and strange experiance with the game through some screenshots and individual comments on them.

I attempted to write the code for the image viewer myself, but since my JavaScript is no were near proficient enough I used the JavaScript from Lightbox2

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Braid

9/13/09

Maybe this will be a blog ranting about great games that everyone else was ranting about over a year ago, but that I just picked up in the bargain bin and am therefore playing for the first time.

Today that game is Braid, which Steam has on sale for $4.99 this weekend.

Braid does not have any of the fancy 3D graphics of modern games, it is a two dimensional game where the backgrounds seem to be beautifully painted with water colors. It is not fast paced and does not make your adrenaline rush. It is a puzzle game. It is a puzzle game that has you staring at the same screen searching for some sort of new information that was not there a minute ago and seconds away from looking up the solution online before you final figure it out yourself and feel like you just aced a test that everyone else failed. Of course in my case eveyone else has already figured it out, they having bought the game a year ago.

Still, after putting together the final peices of the puzzle for the second world I figured I must have not only been the first person to figure it out, but also the smartest person on the planet, even though the stats on the Steam service told me that 64.2% of the people that bought the game had also already figured it out.

Does not matter though, I am still a genius.

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Myriad of Myriad

9/5/09

I had started with the default font of this blog being Myriad Pro, not everyone would be able to see it, but a good amount of people would be able to see it. Both my laptop and my desktop have the Myriad font installed so both would be able to see it "as it should be", my Linux distro does not though so it would see Arial. Even the computer at my work has Myriad installed.

So with the exception of my Linux distro one would think that all three computers would be able to see my blog "properly" and all three were able to see the Myriad font. Yet all three saw them differently.

The desktop saw what I beleived to be normal Myriad, the laptop's display of Myriad looked as if the tracking was all whacky and the compter at work decided to display the italic version of Myriad. It is now quite obvious as to why web developers stick with the web standard fonts, even when the font is available, not everyone is going to be seeing the same thing.

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How Well is Sarcasm Conveyed through Blog?

9/4/09

This is my second blog update, I think it is a big improvement over the 1st update.

I have decided that this blog will be dedicated to my Ayn Rand fan fiction, which a quick Google search disapointingly shows me actually exists.

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Because I needed one of these

9/4/09

I don't know what I will ever post here. As this site is linked to my professional portfolio I can't rant about how much I secretly hate my friends and co-workers, or go on about my extreme right wing ideology. If I did it would all but make sure I could never land or keep a job anywhere...

So I think this will be my area to keep fresh on my CSS, Javascript and possibly practice XML, SQL or PHP. There is no comment system as of yet because I don't know how to create one. When and if I learn, I don't know if I will want a comment system anyways.

I have only tested this site on IE8 and Firefox 3.5 on Windows, I will test it on Linux shortly, and will probably never test it on Safari, Chrome or Opera.

For a further enthralling web experience, visit my portfolio @ nickramsey.net

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